The DetCord aka The SFR (Stupid F*cking Rope)
Tell me one reason you'd need a stupid fooking rope for... To train your grip. You think Charlie Bronson had a weak grip? Hell nah! The DetCord aka SFR is our affordable option to a market staple that is retardedly easy to produce and yet somehow overpriced. Use them for pull ups, barbell rows, attach to kettle/dumbbells for farmers walks... the possibilities are endless. I'm not saying our version is better, but we didn't opt for the soft cotton ropes to keep your baby hands from building calluses. We went with durable manila rope that'll bite in and hold on tight. Do you want your boss to respect you, or do you want to spend the rest of your life in the cubicle farm, hiding in obscurity? These will get you the respect you earned, and the corner office with a view you deserve.
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We accept returns for exchange or refund 15 calendar days after delivery of the product. Items must be in “new, unaltered and unused condition.” Customers must pay for return shipping.
